Kenny Florian Battles Gesias “JZ” Cavalcante at “All Balls Brawl” (Video)

Written by Tom Ngo
July 18th, 2011

UFC Featherweight ESPN Kenny Florian

For all of you hardcore MMA fans complaining about the lackluster main events you’ve recently had to pay to witness, do we have some great news for you. Have you ever heard of All Balls Brawl? They are a fictitious upstart fight promotion where the only legal strikes are shot to the groin.

Headlining ABB’s first fake pay-per-view will be UFC featherweight Kenny Florian and Strikeforce lightweight Gesias “JZ” Cavalcante. While JZ enjoys a significant weight advantage over Florian, there are no weight classes in the ABB.

However, something tells me size will matter in these particular scraps.

The fighters will compete inside of a “double-hexagon-shaped” cage, which looks very similar to…

Where do I pick up a speed bag like the one JZ is training with in the promo video?

Please click the media player below to watch the comedy skit (Adult language in play):

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